Want a custom farm system that makes John Deere look like a toy? CSA subscription? Just want to talk about fish? We're here.
We build complete farm intelligence systems. Data pipelines, sensor hardware, AI monitoring, mesh networking. Custom to your land, your crops, your operation. Years of hands-on R&D. No subscriptions. No lock-in. You own everything.
Tell us about your operation and we will design a system that makes John Deere look like a toy.
Saturday: 8:00 AM – 1:00 PM
Tours: By appointment
Season: Year-round (aquaponics never sleeps)
Fisheye Farm is a Salmagundi Services venture. Our technology runs on the Knuckledragger Empire stack.
Somewhere that gets good sun, has clean water,
and enough room for fish tanks and server racks.
Exact location shared upon CSA signup or tour booking