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Fisheye Farm

They sell you a $500,000 weed laser. We built a spark plug on a stick. Aquaponics, junkyard engineering, and the stubborn belief that growing food should not require a venture capital round.

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Extractor Watch

Corporations wrap expensive dependency in "green" branding. We call them out and build $75 counter-systems. See the fight cards.

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Aquaponics

Fish feed plants. Plants clean water. Water feeds fish. No subscriptions. No noble gas cartridges. Just biology doing what biology does.

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Gravity-Fed Growing

Wooden grow horses with PVC channels. Nutrient water from the fish tanks flows downhill. Gravity: still free. Still works.

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$4 Sensor Nodes

ESP32 microcontrollers replacing $2,000 precision-ag modules. Same I2C buses, same MQTT, same dashboards. 99.5% cheaper.

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Sensor Dashboard

Real-time IoT monitoring: soil moisture, temperature, pH, weather data, and automated alerts. See what the farm sees.

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Farm Marketplace

Farm-to-table produce, CSA subscription boxes, and seasonal availability. Skip the supply chain middlemen.

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About Us

One developer, a fish tank, and the realization that a motorcycle battery and a spark plug solve problems a half-million-dollar laser can't.

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Farm Systems That Make John Deere Look Like Billy Bob

We do not just grow food. We build complete farm intelligence systems — custom data pipelines, hardware sensor networks, AI-driven monitoring, mesh networking — backed by years of hands-on experimentation. Not a slide deck. Not a pitch. Working systems in working dirt.

Need aquaponic monitoring? Soil analytics? Automated irrigation with AI-driven thresholds? Livestock tracking? Weather correlation engines? We build it. Custom. For your land, your crops, your operation. No subscriptions. No DRM. No lock-in. You own everything.

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The Endgame

The goal is not to be a farm. The goal is to turn developed land back into forest and farms. Every strip mall parking lot is a potential food forest. Every abandoned lot is a future aquaponic greenhouse. Every dead lawn is wasted photosynthesis.

We need money to make it happen, and we make money by building farm systems that actually work — not by extracting subscription fees from people who already can't afford their tractor payments. Sign up. Reach out. Let us build something.

The PIP Study Group reads about extractor systems, analyzes their tech and behaviours, and designs open counter-builds. Anyone can do this. That is the point.

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